Books By The Onion

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information

Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge...

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia of Existing Information in 27 Excruciating Volumes

Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge...

Onion Presents: 2013 Daily Calendar

The 2013 Onion Daily Calendar feature the best of the award-winning news coverage from The Onion-including entertaining headlines, news snippets, interviews,...

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information

Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge...

Our Dumb World 73 Reprint edition by The Onion (2008) Paperback

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Our Dumb World: The Onions Atlas of the Planet Earth, 73rd Edition

Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of The Planet Earth, 73rd Edition features incorrect statistics on all of the Earth's 168,...

The Onions Our Dumb World: 73rd Edition

If you really want to know about the world and understand how the planet works, look no further than OUR DUMB...

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia of Existing Information in 27 Excruciating Volumes

Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge...

Fanfare for the Area Man: The Onion Ad Nauseam Complete News Archives Volume 15

Encompassing hundreds of articles no longer available on TheOnion.com archive, this second comprehensive anthology contains all the hilarious stories from October...

Our Front Pages: 21 Years of Greatness, Virtue, and Moral Rectitude from Americas Finest News Source (Onion Presents)

From The Birth Of A Nation To The Death Of JournalismSince its founding by a bloodthirsty tyrant in 1756, The Onion...

The Onions Our Dumb World: 73rd Edition

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The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia of Existing Information in 27 Excruciating Volumes

Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge...