Books By The Captain

F*Cking History: 111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School

History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life.Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it....

F*cking History: 111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School

History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life.Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it....

Feel Free to Quote Me: 365 days of social commentary, serial commas, and cursing.

Satirical wit, unapologetic observation, and relentless tough love — this book is exactly what it claims to be: commentary, commas, and...

F*cking History: 111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School

History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life.Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it....

F*cking History: 111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School

History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life.Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it....

Feel Free to Quote Me Again: 365 additional days of anecdotes, apostrophes, and antagonistic commentary.

Sarcastic motivation, sardonic advice, and true-to-life observation come together in what can only be described as: poetic, but mostly unapologetic. An...

Fucking History: 52 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School.

If you disliked learning about history in school, it's because you didn't have a teacher like this. Intelligent, brutally honest, and...